So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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