Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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