i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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