What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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