No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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