You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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