i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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