I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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