they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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