I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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