We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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