24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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