Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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