If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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