talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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