all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
