why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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