Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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