There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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