I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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