Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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