it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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