We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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