Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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