Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I need moral support for this bender
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
