Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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