something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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