what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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