ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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