Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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