Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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