We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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