I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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