Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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