Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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