Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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