absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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