Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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