She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
