That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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