I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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