so explain again why im purple
no
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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