So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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