you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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