Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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