Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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