Midget sex pt 2 tonight
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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