They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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