He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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