when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
this boner is exhausting
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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