I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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