you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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