Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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