Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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