Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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