I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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